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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:47
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
No way
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They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Qui eaque occaecati facere et.
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Next, they tried...
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
Have you ever been spanked in front of a group of people?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
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